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days of future fuzz

episode 4: the puppet who mistook his mother for a breast

Announcer - Jame B Kennedy
Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Future Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Valborg - Emily Gardner Xu Hall
Brushee - Matt roi Burfer
Elsa - Molly Hager
Ur-Tooth - Jennifer Thompson
Fuzzo - Jared Loftin
Adviso - Adam Chanler-Berat
Feltina Guernica - Christina Pumariega
Felt Trooper 1 - Eryck Tait
Felt Trooper 2 - Max Ash

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger

recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones

About: The Dankents and Valborg set out on their quest. But the fuzz forces have other plans.

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Song Lyrics


FLØDEBOLLER

VALBORG

Flødeboller, oo!  A biscuit primed for crunch
Flødeboller, oo!  Topped with marshmallow fluff
Flødeboller, oo!  Coated in chocolate
Simply the best that ever was!

I know it’s true, my zeal has you surprised
But what’s to do? Flødeboller’s on my mind!
Got this tattoo - so it’s on my arm too
Flødeboller, I’m in love with you!

A Danish treat, even Hamlet would have to agree:
“A perfect sweet! I’ll eat more and not be so broody!”
And there’s the thing!  Add Flødeboller, no tragedy!
With Flødeboller the answer i s “to be!”

But, oh, it’s true - all things come to a close
Flødeboller, too - And how i miss it so!
Oh what I’d do!  For just a taste or two - 
Flødeboller, I’m in love with you!!

Flødeboller!

And oh, I think this soft world turned me hard
Oh oh, took my light, left me in the dark
Ah oo, But I still burn with that glowing spark, that warms my heart,
Defines my arc.  I’ll do my part - 
I can make this world right!

With oh oh, oh oh…

Flødeboller. oo!  I am your only hope
I swear to you - again this world will know
Your fluffy goo, and your sweet chocolate coat
Flødeboller I will bring you home!

The world that was was imperfect, but for all it’s flaws
It was the world that gifted Flødeboller to all
And that’s the world I will lay down my life for because
It is the world that I love!

I say
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo
ooooooo, oh yeah!
oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, ooo
oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, oo Flødeboller, ooo
ooooooo, oo-oooooo
Flødeboller, Flødeboller, Flødeboller, oo

REALITY BITES

ELSA

Oh poor Brushee, think you’re starting to crack, why you
Looking at me like that?  Craving a snack?  Haha!
Don’t you hate it when your food talks back?  Did I
Give you indigestion?  How’s your tummy feeling?
How’s the prophecy?  Did I die for anything? Oh—

Oh—How many of us did you eat?
Oh—How did I feel between your teeth?

BRUSHEE

You are not real - this isn’t happening.
I must be dreaming or imagining.  Unravelling?

ELSA

Call it whatever - I’ll be
Inside of you forever more!  Haha!

Oh—I won’t let you forget what you did.
Oh—While others died, why should you live?
You make me sick!

BRUSHEE

Surely I wasn’t so bad all of the time!

ELSA

Yes!  You really were!  Don’t try to be so modest!

BRUSHEE

I did good!  Least I tried…

ELSA

Brushee I’m in your mind!
I can tell when you lie - and if we’re being honest:
I was your family’s dog, am I wrong?  (I mean I…)
Did you free me when your father was gone?  (No, but I…)
When will you see it?  Accept what you’ve done!

BRUSHEE

You are not real - this isn’t happening.

ELSA

Just like every monster
Blame those who you’re hurting

BRUSHEE

I must be dreaming or imagining.  Unravelling?

ELSA

Only once you’re collared
Do you beg for mercy
I don’t mind, there’s no hurry
I’ll be with you til you break!

BOTH

Oh—

BRUSHEE

Let me die, how can I live

BOTH

Oh—

BRUSHEE

With what I am, with what I did?
My wants were everything, that was my privilege, was my claim.
No life but mine was worth my time, just the tools to chase my fate…
Just the meat upon my plate…
I was always the monster I became.

SELECTIONS FROM “MOLE HOLES AND WHOLE MOLES”

FUZZO

I’ve learned to hide in the ground
Before the see I’m around
Before they see I have an extra thumb
I get lost before I’m found out

Dig on, dig on tip you’re there
Digging to come out, not to hide
Dig down, dig into yourself
Digging tip you find what’s inside

I’m gonna dig cuz that’s all I can do
I got these paws made to make dirt move
Cuz I’m dig dig digging up a hole
Burrowing a home now, oh oh oh oh

I’m gonna dig to be all I can be
Sure it’s a hole to you, well it’s a mountain to me!
So i’m dig dig digging in the ground
Burrow tip I’m home now oh oh oh oh…

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Moleskin…
All alone in my burrow
I can still see her fur, though
Really I can’t see much…
I remember a time,
When all moles dug as one
Now the digging is done
Let the mole-mries live again

///

I’m just one mole!
A simple move with simple needs
With my never ending burrowing
Eating earth worms all the day
And only coming up to mate
Just one mole

Oh just one mole to dig today!
Oh just one mole to LIVE tomorrow!
A pest to most, they seek to slay - WHY???
Because I messed up their dumb garden?

Just one mole all on my own
I dig to fill the hole inside me

SINGERS

Just one mole!

FUZZO

Every day it is a war!

SINGERS

Speaking mole-a-phorically

FUZZO

A mole I am but maybe more??

Mole mole mole mole!
Mole mole mole mole!

I know I am a mole!