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days of future fuzz

episode 2: the furry wives of windsor

Announcer - Jame B Kennedy
Pantagruel - Arian Moayed
Ben Simmons - Carl Howell
Ellen Cantrell / Punchline - Lauren Shippen
Nerd Flexly - Eryck Tait
Meow Mix, the Cat with a Bow Tie - Rebecca Soler
Jean Claude Diskette - Megan Dorn
Feltina Guernica - Christina Pumariega
Felt Trooper - Eryck Tait
Other Felt Trooper - Max Ash
Professor Y - Diana Oh
Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs
Y-Puter - Billy Griffin, Jr.
Fuzzo - Jared Loftin
Adviso - Adam Chanler-Berat
Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Mama Sunshine - Grace McLean
Brushee - Matt roi Berger

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger
recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones

About: Can the Y-Team defeat the Fuzz? Will the blood thirsty General Feltina Guernica's smother ray smother them all? Who will win who will lose and who will draw? Draw close and listen to this!

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Song Lyrics


WE WAS FUZZ

ADVISO
Before the coming of our heaven on Earth,
I knew a man lacking purpose or worth -
A fleshy sack, maybe he looked a bit like… me?

FELTINA
Wait! Was it you??

ADVISO
Shh.

Whining for meaning like it should be gifted.
Wishing a prize for simply existing.
Moaning when no answer came for me- he!  Himmmmm.

For him it seemed there was nothing true, 
But the dark that ended day.
So he put the gun in his mouth.
He made the world go away.

THEN THE WORLD CAME AWAKE!

He choked on something in the back of his throat.
He dropped the gun, and hacked it up with a croak.
He stood and stared at that bullet made of yarn.
Outside his windows, a light was shining.
He felt the light, not just outside, but inside him!
He felt the hardness turning soft in his furry heart.

In that moment he was born anew,
When he was shown there was a way.
A power greater than he-
And it was calling his name!

“Adviso!  I neeeed you!”  

“Elder Fuzz is that you??”

Yes! It was me all along!! Ha!

His love is gentle, and
His promise genuine.
Embrace his tendrils, and feel:
We are the Fuzz of his Fuzz!

He gave his favorite son,
Fuzzo, the chosen one!
To teach and care for us.
We are the Fuzz of his

Fuuuuuuuzz.
Fuuuuuuuzz!

His felt is my felt and if
You felt what I felt you too
Would climb the mountains and sing:
We are the Fuzz of his Fuzz!

Protect his majesty!
Destroy his enemies!
When he splits, our stuffing leaks.
We are the Fuzz of his

Fuuuuuuuzz.
His Fuuuuuuuzz!

We are the Fuzz!
Of his Fu-uh-uh-uzz.

A living god, proof in faith.
This perfect world, his gift, our fate:
A second chance to begin again in Fuzz.

We are the tailors of his promised land,
With his tools we work in praise:
Thread and needle to join,
Scissors to cut those who stray.

Ooooo.

TIME TRAVEL IS HARD

PROFESSOR Y
Pardon if you will my total impatience
For quaint, man-splained takes filled with misinformation
In areas covered in my dissertation:
It hits a bit of a nerve.

DOCTOR LU
We do appreciate your observation,
But we’ve put countless hours and unnumbered equations
Into Faraday Cages, Tipler Cylinder rotations,
And to put it in the simplest terms:

PROFESSOR Y
Time travel is hard

DOCTOR LU
Time Travel is Hard!

BOTH
Time travel is haaaaard.

PROFESSOR Y
It’s energy and mass

DOCTOR LU
It’s a whole lotta math!

BOTH
Time travel is haaaaard.

PROFESSOR Y
So if you’re bored with all those laws of physics,
And if you think you got a better suggestion,
Consider: 
Maybe you’re not smart?
Time travel is hard.

DOCTOR LU
Time travel is hard.

PROFESSOR Y
Just so you know, it isn’t all Deloreans and TARDIS Boxes all the time!

DOCTOR LU
La La La La La!
La La La La La!

PROFESSOR Y
You could blow up our whole timeline, major paradoxes popping left and right!

DOCTOR LU
La La La La La!
La La La La La!

PROFESSOR Y
You could kill us all!
Or maybe kiss your mom.
So maybe let’s be sensible -
Leave this to the professionals,
Cuz maybe your ideas are pretty dumb?  

BOTH
Yeah?

PROFESSOR Y
The 4th Dimension is a new frontier.
Our comprehension of it’s taken years
Of careful study, lots of money…

DOCTOR LU
And YES of course we’ve seen 12 Monkeys - 
Thanks for the suggestion buddy!

PROFESSOR Y
So if it seems like we’re just making up stuff,
Covering plot holes with science and numbers,
Maybe instead you could wonder

BOTH
Why the stuff we are saying makes you feel a lil’ bit dumber.

Time Travel is hard!

PROFESSOR Y
Time travel is hard!
Time travel is haaaard!
It’s a whole lotta of math,
Present future and past
Time travel is haaaard!

DOCTOR LU
It’s a massive mass of calculations,
And countless hours of observations,
Dissecting absolutes of time and space and
Avoiding mass temporal devastation.

PROFESSOR Y
So maybe don’t go off and strain your neurons.
Go with the flow and trust that we’ve got this one.

BOTH
We know you think you’re pretty sharp,
But trust us you are in the dark.
Allow us one final remark:

Time travel is hard.
Time travel is hard.
Time travel is hard.

TRAVELING BOOB

MAMA
As the roof collapsed upon us,
The inferno burning bright,
I felt my stitches bursting
As they danced within the fire.
I said a prayer to Fuzz below,
And he delivered inspiration!
I stuffed my brains into my boob and
Rolled from the conflagration!

I rolled up hills and tumbled down through the dales,
This mama tee-tah rolling ev-er-ee-where.
The world was hard.

FUZZO
It was hard!

MAMA
My faith was growing threadbare.

With nipple as my compass, stars as my guide,
So many times I could have curled up and died, but then I
Oh then I heard it,

FUZZO
Heard what?

MAMA
A great big bang in the sky!

FUZZO
Oh Yeah!  That one!

MAMA
The earth went furry!

FUZZO
Furry!

MAMA
Oh yeah my baby did right!

FUZZO
Oh thanks Mama!

Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
I hadta get home to you!

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
Tryin’ ta get home to you!

My faith restored, I rolled in search of the Fuzz.
My hope burned bright deep in my areola.
His world had come!

FUZZO
It had come!

MAMA
And I was finally home!

I sailed the blanket seas, crossed deserts of lint.
I heard the rumors of New Fuzzopolis, and their new king:
Emperor Fuzzo! 

FUZZO
Oh-oh!

MAMA
I wondered who that could be?
My darling baby,

FUZZO
That’s me!

MAMA
That they had taken from me!

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
I hadta get home to you!

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
Tryin’ ta get home to you!

BOTH
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
Gotta get home to you!
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
Tryin’ ta get home to you!

FUZZO
The world I made was soft and new,
But I was scared, what could I do?
How could I ever lead the chosen Furred?

Then deep within my darkest hour,
A voice called out so warm and round.
I turned and saw my mother’s boob.
She spoke and told me what to do
And nuzzled me until my faith returned!

She said:

MAMA
Allow me to advise you from behind the throne,
For no one would believe a single talking boob alone.
You’ll be the face the people cheer for my secret contributions
To our holy ways, laws and amendments to the fuzztitution…

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
You are my Mama Boob
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
I owe my world to you.

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
I had to get home to you!

FUZZO
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!

MAMA
Just tryin’ ta get home to you!

PROFESSIONAL CHORUS
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
She had to get home to you!
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
Just tryin’ ta get home to you!

Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
She had to get home to you!
Oh Traveling Boob, Traveling Boob!
Just tryin’ ta get home to you!

MAMA
I had to get home to you!

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