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days of future fuzz

episode 1: the all new all different abnormal y-team

Announcer - Jame B Kennedy
Mombot/Narrator - Hannah Fairchild
Professor Y - Diana Oh
Doctor Lu - Daniel K Isaacs
Y-Puter - Billy Griffin, Jr.
Ellen Cantrell / Punchline - Lauren Shippen
Pantagruel - Arian Moayed
Jean Claude Diskette - Megan Dorn
Nerd Flexly - Eryck Tait
Ben Simmons - Carl Howell
Meow Mix, the Cat with a Bow Tie - Rebecca Soler
Fuzzo - Jared Loftin
Adviso - Adam Chanler-Berat
Feltina Guernica - Christina Pumariega
Felt Trooper - Eryck Tait

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger
recorded, mixed and edited by Marcus Bagala and Will Melones

About: 18 years after the Fuzzitronic bomb was detonated the world has changed. Most of the world has turned fuzzy but there are some who resist. Can they defeat Emperor Fuzzo and undo this furry world?

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Song Lyrics


FUZZ THE FUTURE

 

MOMBOT

It struck from the sky, like a fabric bolt,
Turning hard men soft, turning all to felt.
The mountains fluffed, the oceans yarn’d -
And all was plush that once was hard!

From the pillowy rubble, an empire rose
Of felt and thread, of button eye and squeaky nose
And on the Great Pyramid, there was Emperor Fuzzo

Fuzzo calmed the Fuzzes and he gave them faith.
Said ‘you’ll know but peace if you accept my reign.’
And yeah well, some they did, but some still curse his name.
Not all was converted when the world went furry

Parts of east Africa, Chile and New Jersey
The Fleshies kept the old ways and they keep up the fight
They won’t submit to the velvet fist, no matter how it strikes!

Fuzzo hunts down the Fleshies as he laughs from his throne.
And with each passing day, his empire grows,
Drawing power directly from the Fuzz deep below

Oh, oh oh…

But in the shadows, the whispers grow:
If Fuzzo’s so strong, why’s his world not whole?
Perhaps some chance for the Fleshies remains
And so patient but eager they wait for that day!

Oh, oh oh… 

People are living in a world of fuzz!
Fleshies are fighting in a world of fuzz!
One day it was normal but now it’s fluff’d up!
It was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz it was fuzz!

Fuzz!

Fuzz!

Fuzz!

Yeah fuzz!

Yeah it’s fuzz!

Y TEAM!  ™

 

PROF Y

Y stands for You, but who stands for Y?
Who will fight for the rights of those caught in the cross fire
Of our fuzzy lords, who desire our quiet demise?

We are stronger when we stand together
We’re all still just standing, but the standing is better
Come stand with us Ellen and be a protector
Of those without hope - give them life!

We can stand up to the im-fuzzable!
Rise up and touch those that think they’re untouchable!
By touch I mean we’ll puncture their lungs, it’ll be
Fun for us and for them quite uncomfortable.

But who will save us?
Only the baddest and bravest!

The Y Team!

DR LU

Trademark!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Copyright!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!  Oooo!

DR LU

Patented!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Certified!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!

DR LU

Mailed it to herself!

PROFESSOR Y

The Y Team!  Oooo!  The Y Team.

DR LU

Intellectual property!

ELLEN

Did you just trademark every time -

PROF Y

You can never be too safe, Ellen. Sign these personality rights waivers for your, image, likeness, and traits. Look. When you come up with a cool and totally original idea.

DR LU

COMPLETELY ORGINAL. 

PROF Y

In any media.

DR LU

Living or dead. 

PROF Y

Plus t-shirts, posters, cross platform multi-media, possible spin-off’s …

DR LU

Y-Factor, Y-Force, Y-Statix, Y-Vengers, Yustice League –

Y-team congregate! Role call!  Pantagruel!

PANTAGRUEL

Haha!  Half man, all Sasquatch!
I’m a cutthroat with a fur coat the color of butterscotch!
Born in Iraq to my CIA mom - who
Left me in an orphanage to go fight Saddam!

I’ve got super strength and feelings of neglect.

ELLEN

This guy’s pretty cool.

DR LU

Just wait and see who’s next!
Jean Claude Diskette!

JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE

Bon jour!  Oh no, you see, I am afraid
There’s been un petite, well, um, how do you say… Miss…
Communication?  Based on my name-

PROFESSOR Y

JCD your too humble!  Ellen, let me explain

She may be modest, but she ain’t no slacker!
With a name like Diskette, she’s a master hacker!

JEAN CLAUDE DISKETTE

No! Ce n’est pas …

PROFESSOR Y

Next!

DR LU

Nerd Flexly!

NERD FLEXLY

Nerd Flexly flex cuz he is mad!
Nerd Flexly like do math and smash!

PROFESSOR Y

If I may step in again:

He was the world’s greatest
Gym rat til one fateful day
He was bit by radioactive
Nerd and gained
The proportional strength
And stamina of a Nerd
Now he crunches numbers
While crushing skulls and protein shakes!

NERD FLEXLY

What she said

DR LU

Ben Simmons!

BEN SIMMONS

That’s right!  I know!  Here’s my headshot.

ELLEN CANTRELL

Uh… 

BEN SIMMONS

You recognized me from my Baretta guest spot.

ELLEN CANTRELL

No…

BEN SIMMONS

My claim to fame is playing Mike Brutality
For seven and a half seasons on NBC!

I played a tough guy who made some arrests…

ELLEN CANTRELL

That’s, cool. I guess.

PROFESSOR Y

Last, not least is my *special guy!*
Who will hold the team together in our most trying times:

He’s Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie!

ALL

Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie!
Meowmix!  Meowmix!  Cat with a bow tie!

PROFESSOR Y

Y Stands for Yes, so what do you say?
Our team needs a leader who’s clever and brave.
Also we’ve got some stuff planned for later today
So if you could just let us know

ELLEN

You want me to lead this menagerie
Of has-beens and no ones? I’ll have to say “pass,” you see -
I’m no team player.  I owe you no favors.
And I’ve always worked alone.  

Alone…

PROFESSOR Y

Ellen please!  It’s time for you to discover
What it means to be a hero for others.
Alone we fall, but together, with numbers,
We’re a force for good, for hope in this struggle.

I know you feel it,
So come join a team that you can believe in!

ALL

The Y Team!  The Y Team!  The Y Team!  Ooo!
The Y Team!

DR LU

Trademark!

ALL

The Y Team!

DR LU

Copyright!

ALL

The Y Team!  Ooo!

DR LU

Legally protected by the Lanham Act!

ALL

The Y Team!  The Y Team!  Yeah!  
We are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!

 

Y TEAM?  BECAUSE TEAM!

 

ELLEN 

Can it be?  A team for me?
I’ve always been alone…
Never got around to making pals
Inside of the Bone Zone

But now, a team to call my own?
A chance, a hope, a family?
And, maybe, finally, a home!

Why Team?
Because Team!
Because Team! Yeah!

Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Yeah!

Alone no longer, together we’re stronger!
A brand new team that will fight for the honor
Of those ‘neath the yoke of these puppety monsters,
Strike fear when they hear our name…

Better together, I know we’ll achieve our goals!
Supporting each other - we’ll be undefeatable!
Give hope to all, of freedom conceivable!
We’ll beat those puppets and rip ‘em new fuzz holes!

Come fight beside me!
One plus you all equals we!

ALL

Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Ooo!

Y Team!
Because Team!
Because Team! Ooo!

Y Team!
Because Team!
Because we are we are we are we are we are a TEAM!

THE GREAT FELT PYRAMID

 

FUZZO

When I was of the flesh -
A soft and simple kid -
My father poisoned me said,
‘It’s better to be dead than different.’
So I strangled him.

Now, I’m no different since the bomb.
I brought a soft and fuzzy dawn.
But I forgot that night comes next, 
Then dawn and night a million times spin on.
One big disappointing sprawl.

Maybe if I’d died
I’d have been memorialized
No blame, my name forever lives my life…

But now: ever thing that frays -
“It’s your fault!” my people say.
I gave peace and I waged war,
It’s not enough, there’s always something more.
Something ripped or something torn.

And maybe if I’d died
I’d have been immortalized
As martyr of this paradise,
Divine and not despised half of the time.

I thought crushing all my enemies would bring delight…  It did.
But now I’m bored,
Cuz there’s no one left to crush anymore!

I see a world, soft as a hug…
My arms can’t reach, they’re not enough…
Maybe the credits should have rolled
Over me a long, long time ago…

Maybe if I’d died,
I’d have been immortalized.
Instead I think they wish me dead.
But maybe they’re all right.

Cuz all my fuzzin’ dreams
Are splitting at the seams.
I think I need to wake up,
Or else I’m gonna break apart, I think.

I’m gonna rip apart, I think…

This pyramid’s so high…
This pyramid’s so high…
Maybe I could wake up if I tried…

I was of the flesh
A soft and simple kid
Now I am my father’s age, 
I thought I understand what to do next.