fall of the house of sunshine

episode 7: the fuzz awakens

 

STARRING:

Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Janitor - Jenni Putney
Panglo - Melissa Lusk
Flosso - Jared Loftin
Jim American - Gabe Levey
Furlene - Melissa Lusk

Written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
Music by Matt roi Berger

About: Dankent, Panglo, and the Janitor regroup after escaping the Sanatorium. Meanwhile Flosso recruits a scientist to help him with his big idea. 

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song lyrics

The Pearly Truth

The Pearly Truth
Is the Wisdom of the Tooth
That we shine so bright
So that others may delight
In the balance of an earth
That was long before our births
At the mercy of a blight
That wasn’t quite right:
The Elder Fuzz
Was all before all was
And no life could stir
In the wilds of his fur
So by chance or by fate
(There still rages a debate)
A Tooth emerged! 

And in the wisdom of his way,
As was then is still today,
The Tooth used powers to offset
And keep the Fuzz in check
So that now we may survive
The Tooth gave his only life
And only asks that we trust! (And brush!)

But the truth that he imbues
Isn’t that of power used
It’s of balance requisite
For anything to exist
And so we praise his sacrifice
And intone his holy lines
As we brush with pride! 

Because the Pearly Truth
Is a wisdom that shines
And we hold it as the root
In the jawline of our lives.
For the world to exist
It must be made of equal parts
So every tooth will find a use
And know it in his heart.
So even those of us
That were touched by the Fuzz
Haven’t any need to fear -
The Pearly Truth is clear.
And the thought, it makes me warm,
That though I be of felty form ,
There’s a place for me! 

I dream one day I’ll have a tooth of my own!
And my mouth won’t be so fuzzy and alone!
And so I shout and sing
Of all the Tooth may bring!
And revel in his wisdom that to you I now in tone:

The Pearly Truth
Is the Wisdom of the Tooth
That we shine so bright
So that others may delight
In the balance of an earth
That was long before our births
At the mercy of a blight
And wasn’t quite right.
Both Tooth and Fuzz
Are forever all that was
They strike a chord so sweet
That exists in each of us.
So never should you fear
The path for us is clear
Just put your trust…

in The Pearly Truth!

Beardy Goes Down

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down
Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down
Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise:
Beardy goes down 

One day Beardy went a walking in the hills and the pines
Found a hole in the ground that was neat so I climbed in side
Walked for miles and miles as the tunnel was long
And I ate my sandwich so my sandwich was gone
And I missed that sandwich so I cried and cried 

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down
Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down
Into the wet hot crotch of the earth
Beardy goes down

Now I come round a bend and whaddaya thinky there be?
Was an Elder sort a God of a fuzzy type lookin at me
He called in a voice both familiar and strange
Then he shoved his yarny fingers through my ears into my brain
And I shook like a flea in a fart - but I fin'ly could see: 

Yeah, I saw through the eyes of our fuzzy lord
Saw the plan that he had for his boys and his girls
What that follow his ways of soft and fuzzy grace
I saw his dream of a world made of cotton
That was cleansed of a tooth that was growin’ rather rotten
A wild, peaceful kind of place
And the rise of the purest fuzzy race

Well the vision soon end and the Elder Fuzz wake me with a shout
(Beardy goes down)
He said I snore in my sleep and I prolly should get that checked out
(Beardy goes down)
He said it might be nothing but it’s best to be safe
And also I should go and tell the world of his ways
So I made for the surface, and that’s what I'ma doing right now.
(Beardy goes down) 

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down
Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down
I’m tellin’ y'all the fuzzin’ truth
Beardy goes down

Beardy goes down, Beardy goes down
Well good lord a Beardy Goes Down
The Fuzzy one waits for us…
If you’d only go down.

 

Fuzzatronic Bomb

Them Dentites down in Molar think they found their pearly truth
Running ‘round in caves to worship some big dopey tooth
Broadcasting their brainwashing - think they got their leash on us
Well I’d like to see them smiling when they’re covered up in fuzz 

Fuzzitronic Bomb!
Yeah it’s coming for us all
Fuzzitronic Bomb!
To make us floppy furry dolls
Well you can scream and holler
You can call out for your mom
But her limp arms can’t hold you none since
The Fuzzitronic Bomb 

Fuzzitronic Bomb!
Yeah you’ll learn to love the Fuzz
Fuzzitronic Bomb!
You best buy yourself a brush
Cuz when that big bang a Fuzzitronic fun
Comes rainin’ down from the sky
Everything will turn puppety
Including you and I.

So stay tuned for that fuzzy boom
And kiss your teeth goodbye!