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fall of the house of sunshine

episode 3: IN the Mouths of mouthness

 

STARRING:

Dankent - Nathaniel Kent
Flosso - Jared Loftin
Braceletta - Bonnie Milligan
Elsa - Molly Hager
Mama Sunshine - Grace McLean
Grand Cuspid - Jocelyn Kuritsky
Snouts the Pig Larry Owens
Panglo - Melissa Lusk
Puppet Johnson - Jonathan A. Goldberg
Oingly-Boingly - Matt roi Berger
Precious Premolar (Agnes) - Jacqui Rossi
High Incisor (Pete) - James Kennedy
Hold Message - Bonnie Milligan
Intern - Nick DiMichele

written by Jonathan A. Goldberg
music by Matt roi Berger

About: Dankent finds the sanatorium to be filled with living puppets who all are in the thrall of Mama Sunshine. They tie him up and  plan to turn him into a puppet. Meanwhile Flosso and Braceletta find out their show has been canceled and the Grand Cuspid is taking Brushee's body back to New Molar. Can the Enamel Council be stopped? Will the puppets fluff Dankent? 

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song lyrics

Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight, Pt 1

SNOUTS THE PIG

Don’t you worry, don’t you struggle so much.
All that tension in your muscles makes the meat so tough!
It’s been so long since a visitor came!

OINGLY-BOINGLY

It’ll be swell to get the scissors and the needles out again.

PUPPETS

Chop chop!  Slice slice!

SNOUTS THE PIG

We’re gonna empty you out then sew you up nice and tight

PUPPETS

Chomp chomp!  Bite bite!

SNOUTS THE PIG

Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

SNOUTS THE PIG

We got fluff for your flesh
Buttons for your eyes

AL THE MISCELLANEOUS PUPPET

Look - you got too many fingers!

PUPPET JOHNSON

That’s excessive!  

AL THE MISCELLANEOUS PUPPET

Poor design!

SNOUTS THE PIG

Bring the felt for his skin,
Some wire for bone

DANKENT

What are you doing with those jingle bells?

SNOUTS THE PIG

Man - you don’t wanna know.

PUPPETS

We didn’t used to be such scary
Fuzzy freaky adversaries.
Once we were beloved puppet
Stars of TV, young and carefree.
Then our daddy quite unfairly
Locked us up and lost the only key
We fear this left us with a bloodlust
Gluttonously greedy.

OINGLY-BOINGLY

So kiss your parts arrivederci!

PUPPETS

Chop chop!  Slice slice!

OINGLY-BOINGLY

Hand me the ice cream scoop - we gotta make some room inside

PUPPETS

Chomp chomp!  Bite bite!

SNOUTS THE PIG

Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

PUPPETS

Chop chop slice slice

SNOUTS THE PIG

Cut him up and sew him tight

PUPPETS

Tickle tickle nibble nibble

SNOUTS THE PIG

Hold still this might hurt a little

PUPPETS

Chomp chomp bite bite

SNOUTS THE PIG

The man must die for the puppet to rise

Tie him up take him away
Mamma has the final say.
Mamma… 

PUPPETS

Mamma… 

SNOUTS THE PIG

Mamma has the final say…

 

Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight, Pt 2

MADAME SUNSHINE

At first I was ashamed, I was quite surprised
When my dear husband turned away, threw me to the side
Disgusted with with what I’d become
He locked me here and took our son
And never once returned to show his face 

But then I realized, I was what I always was,
No longer held back from becoming servant to the Fuzz
Trapped here with my dearest friends
We dream of such a sweet revenge
On any man who dares enter this place

What will we do to them you ask
Well, have a little taste!!

DANKENT

My lord! She’s been – she’s half human, half puppet, her body mutated into felt, her one arm now no more than a floppy mess, her nose a yellow circle, and her breasts are blue, felted, and swinging like two blue extra-fuzzy tennis balls.

BOOBS

And weeeeee boooobs can siiiiiiing!

DANKENT

Singing ta-ta’s!

MADAME SUNSHINE 

Feast your eyes on the mutha ah FUZZ
Don’t fear my love, soon you will be one of us
Don’t look so scared, you’re just patient number one
Everybody’s fuzzy in the world to come

Everybody!  Everybody!
Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

MADAME SUNSHINE AND SNOUTS THE PIG

Everybody!  Everybody!
Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

PUPPETS

Chop chop!  Slice slice!

MADAME SUNSHINE

Go on - the little ones so love it when you put up a fight

PUPPETS

Chomp chomp!  Bite bite!

MADAME SUNSHINE

Your flesh will feed the army that you’re joining tonight!
Yeaaaah!

PUPPETS

Chop chop!  Slice slice!
Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

MADAME SUNSHINE AND PUPPETS

Chomp chomp!  Bite bite!
Everybody Gets Fuzzed Tonight!

(There are) 34 Reasons

FLOSSO

There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
I don’t pretend to know if you care to know
But there’s the hope that we give and the smiles that we cause
And the joy of the children both great and small
Those are just 3 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

BRACLETTA

In addition:
The director has many gambling debts - they’re gonna take off his thumbs

FLOSSO

Somebody found a bone in the phone booth - gotta pay to keep em mum

BRACLETTA

There’s a kid named Sid in Denver who hasn’t ever brushed his teeth!

FLOSSO

Maybe we can reach him if you don’t cut us off at the knees
Also Props and Costumes haven’t eaten in weeks!

BOTH

These are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show:
The stage is a habitat for endangered gnomes.

FLOSSO

There’s our message, our fans, our history

BRACLETTA

And the promises made in the prophecy

BOTH

Those are just 12 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

BRACLETTA

Viewership is up and we’ve got 9 dentists’ recommendations

FLOSSO

Gotta get that bone tested in a lab, just in case he’s someone famous

BRACLETTA

The puppet union’s hush money is seven days past due

FLOSSO

And we’ve still got 3 tooth-stronauts stranded on the moon

BRACLETTA

There’s ways to get them home if you don’t throw us to the wolves.

BOTH

There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Our sponsors know we cashed their checks and they’re waiting outside our homes

FLOSSO

What about our pensions?

BRACLETTA

What about our pride?

FLOSSO

And the flowers we must send to the Bone’s dear wife?

BOTH

Just 21 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show

BRACLETTA

There are thirteen men stuck in a Latvian Bread Mine
And this is the only signal they can get

FLOSSO

Helena Rubenstein just doubled all her funding
The camera’s are just 3 years away from retirement

BOTH

Don’t flush the brush or heave-ho the show

BRACLETTA

We have no where that we can go

FLOSSO

All our stock is in mouthwash
Which they need us to promote

FLOSSO

The new teeth have just come in and the brush-team was just re-bristled

BRACLETTA

My braces need more Otter Oil grease to stop that pesky whistle

FLOSSO

So we gotta pay the otter handlers to look the other way

BRACLETTA

Berating stagehands is my coping mechanism – they’ll leave if we can’t pay!

FLOSSO

Perfect her fragile ego – let us live another day!

BOTH

There are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show.
We think that’s plenty – take pity on our souls!

FLOSSO

The reviews are great!  

FLOSSO

They’ve never been better!

BOTH

People are mailing in more teeth than ever!
These are 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show
Out of 34 reasons that you can’t shut down the show!!

GRAND CUSPID

That’s only 33 reasons.

FLOSSO

Oh. There’s the bone, the otters – um. Damn it.

Two! Three!

BOTH

There are 33 reasons you can’t shut down the show!